Don’t let these pretty pictures fool you — Kuta may be the most vile place on Earth. If you’ve researched Bali tourism, you may have heard that – but for me, I found that guidebooks mostly glossed over this fact. However, many travel bloggers wrote eloquently about this, none of them better than Wandering Earl. Kuta is Bali’s primary resort town and it’s particularly popular with Australians. But don’t come here expecting culture, temples and quiet beaches. Kuta is a mess, a lost paradise, a great opportunity twisted into a burned-out shell. It’s the bumper stickers and t-shirts sold on every block that read “ UP THE BUM NO BABYS ” and “ WHAT PART OF DEEP THROAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? ” It’s the fact that come nightfall, the streets are filled with vomiting holidaymakers who wouldn’t think twice about pouring beer on nearby onlookers. It’s the trash-filled beach, making swimming in Kuta akin to wading through a watery landfill. If it weren’t for the spiritual offerin...